When I was little, my mom tricked me into eating broccoli by making it fun and saying they were little trees and I was a big giant. So for the past 17 I believed that I liked broccoli. And now as those little broccoli trees were all up inside my salad, I realized how putrid they are. My parents lied to me all along. Everyone knows broccoli sucks. I've been living a lie my whole life. I don't even know who I am anymore.
moral of the story, they are not so bad if you drown them in ranch.
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